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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three peopl...

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese man are hired to work on a construction site. On the first day the foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian,' You're in charge of sweeping.' To the Irishman he says,' You're in charge of shoveling.' To the Chinese man he says, 'You're in cha...

A perfect example of 'ridiculous', but you'd love to be the one who wrote the response letter. The Dam This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy's r...

Still needs some modification in some areas, It was difficult to locate the Home page link, it was so small, place it within the menu bar on all pages. A Menu should be visible on all pages to keep the website consistent and easy to navigate (static menu will help, if the pages can be scrolled). Dra...

Not bad, dont like it all on one page it will probably scare most people off and I would go else where, A bold link menu on the left would help to break it up on to different pages thus helping to navigate to different sections of the website that people want to read, scrolling through tons of crap ...

Thanks for the reply's. Trevie, your monitor was clearly made in Ireland! >g< Maybe it's a laptop? I have a phillips monitor 19" wide screen. It was a replacement monitor that originally came with a Dell monitor 17". I still have the original PC though. that was made in Ireland. I use a D...

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From our own correspondent Gordon Brown flies into Washington, still an unknown quantity to most people in the U.S. despite his bizarre appearance on American Idol recently. In advance of the trip, profiles of the Prime Minister have been appearing in the U.S. This column tuned in by satellite to Ey...

murilo wrote:Nope, Mr Knowledged... nope!
Sorry... my deal is for 08/08/2108...
( pls remember me about. :]
BTW, this joke of the pirate is great!
I'll translate it to friends!
regs. M.

Well I hope I will be around to see it then..as I will be 138 years of age then.

yes, u're right, and i'm so sorry for that! i got confused... we have so many diferent times in this forum! u may be sure that on next 08/08/08 it will be as u wish! ;] cheers! m. Well you can do it for the next month, next year as I am sure 08-08-08 will never come around again.. just in case you ...

shame you didnt post on the 8th hour of the 8th minute and the 8th second?

Ralph, I was crying for ages after reading this.."I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he w...

Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." N...

I think there is nothing wrong with the way the system works now. If people don't want to to post their thoughts and just enjoy reading on other peoples input then so be it. If people feel so bitter about other people not posting their ideas and thoughts then they can go else where. I have rarely po...

I dont think the clustrmaps are that accurate, I went to kos in greece, logged on and went to BW.com no dot has appeared?