kinetic energy hypothesis

[preoccupied]

I picture you as a balding man with a weak physique and a lazy eye.

Laugh it up, fuzzball! It's a glass eye and I'm overly sensitive about it. Regurgitate doesn't imply you added nothing, because you chew things over before you pass things on. :-)

Do you really have a glass eye? I was only guessing. I must be psychic. WOOOooOOoOOOooOo - psychic...

Something comes to mind to add to my kinetic energy hypothesis. One of my favorite war archive footage that I remember from WW2 is no longer available anywhere. It's from a dispute between Adolf Hitler and his other leaders where they debated the best way to walk because somehow Adolf Hitler always had a really fast pace. They began testing walking and running and they started running ridiculously fast with a special method of some kind.

I hypothesize based on my kinetic energy hypothesis that they were placing their feet at the center of their weight to balance it on both sides. If they land on one side or the other then the hip and leg slows down the movement by absorbing force. I tried this before and I moved really super fast, like fast like a slow moving car, and I was barely moving my legs at all with each lunge. However I hit the ground really super hard, but my legs weren't feeling that force - the ground was though. I didn't lose my breath and ran about a block at this really fast speed and I felt like I was speed walking with more of a fast paced twitching motion. I did not feel like I was running even though that is possibly as fast as I could imagine a human being could run. What I remember in the war archive video is the NSDAP fellows testing their running method, making huge lunges with straight legs. Seems impossible. If they were doing what I was doing, they are just more brave than me because I would fear breaking my leg if I went that big of lunge from each step. The point of my running experiment is that I felt like I kept more momentum with each step because I was landing near my center instead of off to one side. I do not know if it is the same as the NSDAP leaders privately testing running methods in that war archive video. It's worth thinking about. What if humans can run 100 miles per hour by being more intelligent about it than the animals? I don't know.

[Ed]

Do you really have a glass eye? I was only guessing. I must be psychic. WOOOooOOoOOOooOo - psychic...

Hey Zoltar, you said lazy eye, not glass eye. No, I don't have either.

"When you pull a card and hit your head, your hypotheses will remain unsaid."

[rlortie]

"soliflore"... Interesting choice of words to choose from! Been studying your French lately? Reminds me of a very tall skinny fellow I use to work with, we called him "pencil neck"....

[Ed]

Did this fellow also have a bulbous body?

[rlortie]

No he did not have a bulbous body, that's why 'soliflore' would not have been appropriate, you got a french term for 'pencil neck'?

[Ed]

How about barbu?

[rlortie]

Fits here:

http://www.lorenzodeparis.com/2012/01/t ... es-barbus/

[preoccupied]

I'm on drugs and Ed is nuts... according to a Wookie in disguise :D

ovyyus, become a man by growing a beard. I no longer have my beard but I found beards in my life, and it is good. It was a L33T H@X0R beard according to Tyler. I believe that phrase was a compliment for our inner circle of friends when we were kids. I wouldn't know, I was hit on the head too many times this last decade. The beards are cool!

I bet you have a beard ovyyus and that I just can't see it because it's sticking out of your Angle Side Side.

[Ed]

It was a L33T H@X0R beard according to Tyler.

Great, a skiddie with a neckbeard! :D

[rlortie]

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Collect donated hair to paste to Jimbo's face
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H@x0r WP:BEARDDELETE (Triumphant success, for that detestable link is red. We're so 1337, it's frightening.)
Point Jimbo's web-browser to http://www.beards.org/ for inspiration.
Brainstorm methods of keeping Jimbo's beard away from lawn mowers, industrial trimmers, samurai swords, ceiling fans and razor-sharp wit.

[preoccupied]

EDITo

Ed attacks me again, so who wants to punch me in the face?

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EDIT
I'm not the guy in the video. I don't want to confuse anybody. I posted link to follow my joke. I also think this video is really entertaining and this entire section of this topic here seems to be off topic anyways.

[Ed]

You attacked yourself by calling your beard style L33T H@x0R, which equals a script kiddie, which is shortened to skiddie. I didn't make up the 'ridiculous terminology' rules.

[preoccupied]

Okay, I guess you could be right, Ed. I'm not sure what it could mean. My apologies, to you.

So, have you even tried to dumbbell experiment Ed? You have taken plenty of time out of your day to post here. Can you tell me? You don't have dumbbells?

[Ed]

Right! That's time spent that I could've been washing me glass eye. Now see what you've done?

I have a smartphone, skiddie. I can post whenever I have a moment, though I have dropped it on its case recently. :-(

I don't have to do the 'dumb bell' experiment to know what will happen. I'm familiar with physics and the objects you've mentioned.

It's your "grand unified theory", so you have to explain how that 'effect' will overturn established science and what it applies to.

I'll wait...I have 'plenty' of time. :-)

[preoccupied]

Grand unified - what now? I guess I'm combining motion and structure into kinetic energy. Grand unified kinetic energy hypothesis doesn't feel right to say. Moving on...

If you are familiar with physics, will you be lifted into the air if you were lay on your back, push up the dumbbells, and pull them down much harder than you lifted them up? If you say no then my empirical evidence shows otherwise with my dumbbells experiment and there is no way for you to know this fact unless you do the dumbbell experiment yourself. This both Shows the Mould Effect is false and that flying cars can be made by switching weight positions at right angles.

I think you are stubborn, Ed. It makes me want to wager something on you, because I'm just as stubborn. What specifically don't you understand about when I say that when weights change direction they produce lift? If you understand perfectly, how about a little wager? You need to specifically say that weights don't produce lift and I will need to specifically say that weights do in order to come to the terms of the disagreement.