Donald Trump 2016?

[John86045]

thanks

[Ahumada]

What do you guys think the next 'controversy' is going to be now that Kavanaugh was confirmed? You just know that the media is cooking something ridiculous up.

[ovyyus]

What about... CNN journalist disappears during visit to US embassy. Donald offers thoughts and prayers to family?

[Fletcher]

David Copperfield called in to investigate.

[ovyyus]

Breaking News: Uri Geller bends truth about David Copperfield's investigation.

[ME]

Meanwhile in space: https://youtu.be/JGp_5gOww0E?t=46

CNN: Look at him. He's heading for that small spoon!
FBI: I think I can get him before he gets there. He's almost in range.
NEO: What the hack, that's no spoon! It is forked.
FBI: David Copperfield is too big to be forked
CNN: I have a very bad feeling about this.
...

[ovyyus]

Death Star re-branded Life Star in stunning new Trump move.

[Fletcher]

CNN says has audio of Prince singing Purple Reign, from journalists Apple watch.



Geller under pressure to get to truth. Teller not talking. Penn cryptically writes he's been stumped.



Embassy says just a big beat up.



Trump reports Elvis seen leaving Life Star.

[ME]

*Enjoy the party*

When everyone, who votes correctly, bring their own concealed Life Star to the party then we expect no more deaths by laser terrorism.
We allow the rest to bring a mirror for self-defense purposes.

#only the best expectations

[ovyyus]

Trump says total destruction of Alderaan by Life Star was self-defence.

[Fletcher]

Doctor with bone-saw thought he was going to a masquerade party, cut up about it.



18 employees on suicide watch list after Alderaan debacle confirms embassy.



Trump says all a misunderstanding, he meant to push button marked nurse, not nuke.

[Fletcher]

Putin tweets sympathy to Trump. Says luxury getaway Siberian mine wellness center available to embassy employees. Currently has only two caretakers.

[rlortie]

Two seat airplane crashes in cemetery, CNN reports that 26 corpse's have been retrieved!

[ovyyus]

Trump character assassin found jobless and starving in alley.

[daxwc]

"President gets 2 scoops of ice cream, everyone else 1"
Pretty much sums it all up there.