Jokes

[agor95]

For those who are into Real News

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/

Cheers

[WaltzCee]

I think I just clicked on a suspicious link . . .

Cheers & beers

[agor95]

The link is full of satire and is possible where people do not run around with guns.

We use this form of communication to find the nutters at school before they get theIr hands on any harmful objects.

Look up Banta (UK) nutters are well known not to have a sense of humour - seriously

[WaltzCee]

Keep running with those scissors. It's just a matter of timing. Eventually you'll hit the resonate freq.

[agor95]

Ho I am not allowed sharp objects. Only cutting wit.

I trust you found the link - odd - you do not want too read it. but you find. you can not stop.

Most of the political people in Europe were in that state during the dog house of the UK Parliament for 4 years.

That's Banta for you. Go over the top then switch to 'Lets get on with it'.
Then watch the confusion in the rear view mirror.

[agor95]

As I am studying bitcoins thing. I thought I ask if anyone wants to throw any away :)

[agor95]

Hi WaltzCee

How are you getting on with 'The DailyMashUp' ?

Your views like is it more funny now or more odd.

Cheers

[TGM]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied Granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on ding and out on dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear and continued, "He'd still be alive if the darn ice cream truck hadn't come along."

[Fletcher]

A man went to the GP and was told the bad news that he had 3 months to live. The doc said said he wanted him to give up alcohol, cigarettes, women, and gambling. Will that make me live longer asked the man. No said the doctor. It'll just seem longer.

[agor95]

President Biden's Gilead in the sun.

[agor95]

The middle of a bridge is a good place too talk.

A meeting place for a forum of like minds.

However some bridges have a Troll.

Now were is that goat.

[WaltzCee]

. .. .. .

You should have paid better attention in class.

[WaltzCee]

Paul Bunyan's cousin went into a hardware store and asked the clerk for half a 2x4. The clerk told him they only sold whole ones. PB's cousin insisted he wanted a half a one.

So the clerk huffed off and grabbed a 2x4 on his way to the saw guy and told him some jerk wants a half of 2x4. Then he noticed the guy followed him back so quickly added and this good gentleman would like the other half.

Le cousin de Paul Bunyan est entré dans une quincaillerie et a demandé au commis la moitié d'un 2x4. Le commis lui a répondu qu'ils ne vendaient que des 2x4 entiers. Le cousin de PB a insisté sur le fait qu'il voulait la moitié d'un 2x4.

Alors le commis s'est mis en colère, a pris un 2x4 et s'est rendu chez le scieur en lui disant qu'un abruti voulait une moitié de 2x4. Puis il a remarqué que le gars l'avait suivi et a rapidement ajouté que ce bon monsieur voulait l'autre moitié.

Traduit avec www.DeepL.com/Translator (version gratuite)

[agor95]

Man being interviewed for a job.

"What would you say is your worst characteristic?"

"Honesty"

"I do not think that is a bad characteristic!"

"I do not give a monkeys what you think"

[Nagietka]

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