Jokes

[WaltzCee]

Johnny: Mommie, can agor come out & play?
Mommie: You know agor doesn't have any legs.
Johnny: Oh, can we use him for third base?

[agor95]

Johnny: Mommie, can agor come out & play?
Mommie: You know agor doesn't have any legs.
Johnny: Oh, can we use him for third base?

I am a cricket man so this joke has me stumped.

[WaltzCee]

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I just love this one.

[JUBAT]

I don't get it.

That's okay, I don't get the joke either.

[JUBAT]

If UbWe was in a submarine, how would you sink it?

Scuba dive down and knock on the door.


How to lose UbWe...give him a piece of sandpaper and tell him it's a map of the desert then send him on his way.

[ovyyus]

A man walks into a bar with his pet clown and shouts, "you're all wasting your time".

Everyone laughed.

The end.

[JUBAT]

Then he turned to ovulus and said, "Where is your running wheel?"

Nobody laughed.

Silence except for crickets.

[WaltzCee]

I don't get it.

That's okay, I don't get the joke either.

Agor tries to be funny, but he just isn't. He could tell a perfectly good joke, & by telling it wring every drop of humor out of it. I don't know how he does it, yet he's so not funny, it isn't funny.

Now the morbid baby joke. This is about the third time agor has mentioned legs/stubs so I figured it was as something he wanted to talk about.

[ovyyus]

A plagiarist once wrote, "you will know them by their fruits".

[eccentrically1]

Ovyyus quotes the Bible, what next? 😃

[ovyyus]

Ovyyus quotes the Bible, what next? 😃

The Bible has some great quotes, but it offers few explanations.

This is funny:

The Irony of the Dunning-Kruger Effect https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcfRe15I47I

[eccentrically1]

I think it was intentionally written with out explanation, and rightly so imo.

[ovyyus]

Too much explanation narrows the demographic :P

[daxwc]

I miss the days when you could tell a joke without offending somebody. It used to be their problem if they got offended. Jokes was a great thread but now its heavy and smothering on my unconscious as if I memorized “The Book of Disquiet” and tried to understand it.
“Que Sera, Sera “

[agor95]

Hello daxwc

A good joke allows you to access an alternative viewpoint crafted within the text.
You laugh when it comes into view.

You are right good jokes are entertaining. Also enlightening and bad joke are abuse by another name.

That is why I use the ignore option and know those who have bad taste will be plain to see.

All the Best - Remember the good jokes and ignore the bad.