WORK THAT IS not being done

[coylo]

Another thing I have noticed is that whenever my girlfriend has trouble sleeping, I just get out my lastest "drawings" and she starts getting sleepy pretty quick!

When I get chatting to girls on a night out, I really must stop telling them I'm an artist and then ............an inventor in a bid to impress them...LOL!
"OH yeah, so what are you inventing?"
"You know, um .......er.......................stuff!" - is the usual reply.
(like I'm going to go into PMM, gravity wheels, Bessler and my generally, sobering obsession)

I blame it on the alcohol!

Moral of the story.........."PM will never get you laid."

[ken_behrendt]

coylo...

One way to impress chicks might be to tell them that you are conducting advanced research in the field of mechanics and are trying to duplicate a marvelous lost invention from the early 18th century that could help the world survive the coming energy famine...


ken

[Wheeler]

Build it and they will come.

[Fletcher]

Coylo, you could just try the 'honesty' approach, go up to a 'chick', look her in the eyes, smile, lean closer & say confidently something tinny like ...

"You are so gorgeous I'm surprised you can keep your hands off yourself"

Before you do that note the wine they are drinking (they usually come in pairs) & have a bottle delivered to their table compliments of the gentleman over there. If she laughs you'll get invited to stay & help with the bottle. If not you can always fall back on the PM story ;)

[ovyyus]

One way to impress chicks might be to tell them that you are conducting advanced research in the field of mechanics and are trying to duplicate a marvelous lost invention from the early 18th century that could help the world survive the coming energy famine...

I'd bet 20 bucks that the eyes would start glazing over at about the third syllable of "conducting". You old romantic Ken :D

Chicks like money and hair - lol

[rlortie]

Never use the acronym "PM" to a prospective female. To them the letters stand for something else and it is not Preventive Maintainance. :-)

[Fletcher]

I'd bet 20 bucks that the eyes would start glazing over at about the third syllable of "conducting". You old romantic Ken :D

Chicks like money and hair - lol

Yes, but it's important not to show them your nuts.

[ovyyus]

It's almost impossible to conceal something so ovyyus as your nuts - LOL

[james kelly]

THIS IS definitely work that is not being done. I am so old that I am like my dog...... He chases cars,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but he can't drive them after he catches them.

[AgingYoung]

Perpetual Motion Syndrome?