http://www.themeatrix.com/
Although funny, it is educational...
"The Meatrix"
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"The Meatrix"
"A man with a new idea is a crank until he succeeds."~ M. Twain.
re: "The Meatrix"
Yo Oxygon, The MeAtrix is great. Having a little farm with animals, I got a good laugh out of it.
Thanks!
Preston.
Thanks!
Preston.
re: "The Meatrix"
Answer to the Meatrix:
Water and Wine Education
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 Kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces; in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to STOP doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY and BAD for you.
WATER = Doo Doo
WINE = HEALTH
Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!!! 'Tis better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.
HERE ENDETH THE LESSON
Water and Wine Education
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 Kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces; in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water, to STOP doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY and BAD for you.
WATER = Doo Doo
WINE = HEALTH
Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!!! 'Tis better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.
HERE ENDETH THE LESSON
re: "The Meatrix"
If we could only get the Wine instead of the Water in the vending machines at work....
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re: "The Meatrix"
Microbial runoffs from farm animals can contaminate drinking water, but I would not want to risk the negative health effects of alcoholism to try to avoid them. I just make sure that I filter all of my drinking water, but even this will not necessarily remove all microbes from it. Boiling is an option, but energy wasting.
As an alternative, I've opted to consume a cup of yogurt per day. Yogurt contains "active" cultures which are just the "friendly" bacteria normally found in the human digestive tract. Aside from manufacturing various B vitamins essential to health, these microbes exert a protective effect on the digestive tract. When they are abundant, they actually prevent over growths of candida and unfriendly bacteria like Escherichia coli.
ken
As an alternative, I've opted to consume a cup of yogurt per day. Yogurt contains "active" cultures which are just the "friendly" bacteria normally found in the human digestive tract. Aside from manufacturing various B vitamins essential to health, these microbes exert a protective effect on the digestive tract. When they are abundant, they actually prevent over growths of candida and unfriendly bacteria like Escherichia coli.
ken
On 7/6/06, I found, in any overbalanced gravity wheel with rotation rate, ω, axle to CG distance d, and CG dip angle φ, the average vertical velocity of its drive weights is downward and given by:
Vaver = -2(√2)πdωcosφ
Vaver = -2(√2)πdωcosφ