Stop the Gravity Wheels!

[Bessler007]

Hundreds of thousands gathered on the mall in DC today protesting 'theft of kinetic energy from Mother Earth!' People are carrying signs exclaiming, 'Stop Gravity Wheels Now!' In an on the street interview this reporter asked one protester why he felt gravity wheels were responsible for the drastic climatic changes.

His response was,

why listen here, young un ...back in my day everyone was scramblin' 'round trying to get these here gravity wheels a turnin'. Scientists sed it was impossible. Finally they figured it out and now we got multi-storied megaton gravity wheels a turn all over creation robbing Mother Earth of her kinetic energy! Without that energy the earth is steerin' closer to the sun. That's whats causing the increased temperatures and the earth to be rockin' and reelin' on it's axis! When will people wake up?!

Scientists studying gravity wheels explain there is no correlation between the 3512 installations worldwide and present climatic changes. A statement released by The Society of Gravity Wheel Engineers said:

Climatic changes historically occur in cycles. Computer models developed by SGWE monitor the daily effects of UN sanctioned gravity-power installations and we can assure the public there is no cause for concern. Gravity-power installations built after 2018 over 3.89 megatons are required by international treaty to submit construction plans prior to building and before being brought on-line. By so doing we can order adjustments precisely positioning new installations into the gravity grid. Everything is keep precisely balanced. There is no relationship between the effect of the world wide gravity-powered grid and historically cycling climatic changes.

[DrWhat]

On August the 2nd an earthquake affected the area in Western Australia known as "The G spot". The array of 8000 gravity wheels used to power 1/3 of the world was affected. The oscillations perpetuated and destroyed the 1000 square kilometer region creating a huge chasm. 98% of all megaton gravity wheels were destroyed blacking out all of Asia including Japan, all of China and large parts of Russia. A state of emergency exists in those countries at the present time.

News reports indicate mass rioting in the streets.

The Society of Gravity Wheel Engineers this morning announced: "The so called "G region" as it is correctly named is the most stable region on earth. We believe sabotage may have been the cause. Some person or group or perhaps COUNTRY began a chain reaction by simply placing a Tamagochi toy inside one of the Resonant Oscillators. This toy may have been chosen to incorrectly direct the blame at a particular country. Investigations are continuing."

[MrTim]

Obesity Foundation Suing Gravity Wheel Manufacturers
from AP wire reports--
A class action lawsuit was filed in Federal court today by the attorneys representing obese people from around the world.
"We feel that Gravity Wheels are causing irreparable harm, as Gravity Wheels are proven to be disrupt the Earth's gravity, and therefore causing weigh scales to give false readings, making our clients believe that they are less obese than they really are, and misleading them into continuing an unhealthy lifestyle far longer than they would have been aware of than had there been no depletion of the Earth's gravity."
In answer to these allegations, the FDA will institute a study to determine the long-term health effects of Gravity Wheels on the general population.
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[DrWhat]

A news item just in indicates that the loss of most of the G region is in fact showing an unexpected negligible but measurable increase in the tilt of the world's axis.

The protestors may in fact be correct. We may be ever so slowly heading towards the sun. Forget the greenhouse effect. We are now in fear of the Bake Effect.

Arthur E. Bake was arguably the first recorded person to burn his hand in an oven made of stone centuries ago. From him derives the name of the effect. Basically things are hotting up for all of us!

[rlortie]

These latest "G" region news articles has prompted congress to grant funds for farther research. It is now being considered that the quantum string theory may have adverse effects on the G region. Obese users must sign a disclosure statement before testing.

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Ralph