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How to recognize a BesslerWheel forum member ?

He has a sore pinky and wet socks.
If you think you have an overunity device, think again, there is no such thing. You might just possibly have an unexpectedly efficient device. In which case you will be abducted by MIB and threatened by aliens.
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sitting in a rocking-chair and turning his thumbs very quickly, hoping to increase the kinetic energy
I cannot imagine why nobody though on this before, including myself? It is so simple!...
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He is always looking around and around and around. ;-)
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How to recognize a BesslerWheel forum member that builds ?

His yard is full of weeds and the lawn has not been mowed.
As a husband his 'honey do' list is archived dating back 10 years
The paint is peeling off the exterior of his house.
There is no way in h--l you will ever get a car in his garage.
He has no time for family and the wife lives a life of her own.
He likely has a pickup and goes dumpster diving quite frequently.
His monthly bill for hardware and tooling supersede his mortgage payments.
Nothing from past builds is ever discarded but often cannibalized.
He hides when online so that others will not be trying to Skype him.
He does not participate in threads aimed at philosophical theories.
Never interested in comparing a gravity wheel with outer space topics.
Burns the midnight oil writing crap like this because he cannot sleep.

Its after midnight, time to take a sleeping aid and attempt to get some rest. Big day tomorrow, I have to think about straightening up my 1,040 square foot shop in order to find room for another test bed. Hopefully my Prony brake will show up, providing I did not use it for Nick's see-saw.

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Three PFM experts of the donors are travelling inside an irish railways coach.
In a meadow they observe a single black sheep, alone.
The World Bank expert said: "There are some black sheeps in Ireland"
The European Union expert said: "We are sure there is at least one black sheep in Ireland"
The International Monetary Fund expert said: "We are sure that one side of the irish sheeps can be black"
Who said the truth?
I cannot imagine why nobody though on this before, including myself? It is so simple!...
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nice one ralph!
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Which seesaw was that, Ralph ? There have been a few...
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Easy, he has piss-soaked hind legs. :-P
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lol
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nic wrote:How to recognize a BesslerWheel forum member ?
Scott wrote:Easy, he has piss-soaked hind legs.
I got a good laugh from that one.


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Post by jany »

it makes me happy .thanks .i think it can be a good joke Scrubs Seasons 1-9 DVDyou know ,i just feel boring ,but now ,thanks ,i really feel better now
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don't open this link

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There are chinese, located in Calgary, registered with dummy data.
See here: http://collectcheaps.com.w3spy.net/
I cannot imagine why nobody though on this before, including myself? It is so simple!...
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