Bellows

[preoccupied]

daxwc, why is your ms painting lifting a black banana? haha

[daxwc]

preoccupied

daxwc, why is your ms painting lifting a black banana? haha

Because blue bananas have an emotional and sociopathic problems of course.



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[daxwc]

At any rate, maybe the solution lies in leverage by speeding the weight up or suspending/lagging it.

[preoccupied]

The weight is not suspended or lagged, it is already available to be loaded because there is a storage container that fills up as the bellows falls. I do not think the speed of the weight is a variable for the bellows lever.

The pipe could be located under the bellows like in the ms painting "pipe". The bellows can compress all the water above the dashed green line and half of that water will fall into the storage container when the bellows falls. I kind of drew this in a rush, so use your imagination, like the pipe shouldn't be completely full because some if it fell back into the bellows. Half of the water that flows into the bellows is from the pipe and the other half comes into the second chamber = and that is really what makes this possible. The bellows reloads because of the higher water in the pipe The second chamber fills as the bellows rises because of a one way door and leaves the second chamber into the pipe because of another one way door.

daxwc, I therefore have perpetual leverage using this. I am going to be called a genius in the future and win a nobel prize and get all the ladies. Halleluja! Happy Easter!

[Ed]

Hey genius,

First you get de (working) machine,
Den, you get de power,
Den...you get de women!

[AB Hammer]

daxwc, I therefore have perpetual leverage using this. I am going to be called a genius in the future and win a nobel prize and get all the ladies. Halleluja! Happy Easter!

I have used several Bellows in my days as a blacksmith. It takes more to fill the bellows than to eject the bellows. I just don't see how you are going to get the ladies this way. Unless it is some form of new toy maybe??? If you can? Then you might be called a Genius. But the Nobel?

[Tarsier79]

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[preoccupied]

Ed, thank you for the grid, I will use it for my next ms painting I think. I could use resources useful like you are sharing. If anybody else has such things be generous.

AB Hammer,
I want to let the bellows be weightless and that filling it is a matter of water in a tube being higher than it. You say that the bellows was more difficult to open than to close. Why do you think it was like that?
First I get the Nobel Prize and then all the ladies suddenly feel like it's too hot when I'm around and want to take off their clothes. That seems like an inevitability.

[preoccupied]

I made an ms painting with the grid that was given to me.
Unlike my previous ms painting of the same thing, the water in the pipe is not full because it's not supposed to be. The pipe pushes water into the bellows and then the bellows has to push twice as much water back up the pipe. It does this by taking in water that was used on the lever through the second chamber. The pink lines indicated one way doors.

For the sake of example, the bellows is weightless and only needs water to be higher than it to fill.

This would work with gravity as the energy source. I'm a believer. But I think it would be better used to enhance things like IC engines to make them more efficient. If an IC engine can get 20,000 miles per gallon then I think that it would be better to use the IC engine than gravity because of the redundant effort it takes to be a perpetual motion machine using gravity and there might be fowl consequences to draining energy from gravity potentially. IC engine is a energy utilizing machine.

[daxwc]

First I get the Nobel Prize and then all the ladies suddenly feel like it's too hot when I'm around and want to take off their clothes. That seems like an inevitability

Just buy yourself a blow up sheep and save yourself the trouble and the embarrassment of nude Walmart women…you can use the bellows to fill it up. 8P

[preoccupied]

daxwc, You're just jealous. I've discovered an over unity, here. Chicks dig that sort of thing more than anything. I will have 1000 wives. Believe it!

[Ed]

You really are preoccupied...with the chicks! Before you get carried away, grow up and continue the analysis.

Now that you have a grid to measure against, and you can see that you have about seven to one in leverage, you can figure out where you stand.

From a force perspective, you have one square of effort trying to lift at least eight squares of water. If the effort water could compress the bellows, it would not release and the bellows would perpetually stay compressed. No chicks for you!

From a volume perspective, the one square of effort water will not fill the just over two squares of bellows volume.

Which leads to the distance perspective. If you expect the pipe volume to replenish the bellows, then in the next cycle, your one square of effort will be dropping six squares down on a seven to one lever. This means the pipe water will move less than one square of distance and not fall out of the pipe and into the effort bucket. Again, no chicks for you!

See how simple it is to vet our ideas before we get carried away?

[daxwc]

1000 wives who needs that? I have enough problems with one. They are just going to go into heat at the same time and whoop your butt and take your car keys.

[Ed]

Nobel prize winners don't have car keys, they have bluetooth key fobs...easily found by...dammit! Bitches got my phone again!

[AB Hammer]

preoccupied

Now it is time to build and see what happens. I will await to here the results. To often we argue over a design and it seems to take forever or never get built

Alan