100 ask for help
120 if successful continue else goto 100
500 if help agrees goto 700 else continue
600 berate obvious idiot for disagreeing
comment: possible example/ Either you don't know how to read and understand what you read, or you didn't go to school.
610 if directed to the M.U.D. goto 600 else goto 100
comment: the M.U.D. is the Museum of Unworkable Devices maintained by folk who have so many brains they come out of their ears and spill out on the floor. They're very smart there.
700 commend and lavish inordinate praise on the obvious genius for agreeing
710 goto 100
800 End
comment: good luck finding a branch to here.
https://www.lockhaven.edu/~dsimanek/mus ... uoyant.htm