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The International Square Earth Society

The earth is square!

It is a well-established Biblical fact that the Earth is flat and immobile. Every good Biblical literalist knows the Scriptural passages which demonstrate that the Earth does not move and that its surface is not curved: Daniel 4:10-11, Matthew 4:8, Joshua 10:12, 1 Chronicles 16:30, Psalms 93:1 & 96:10 & 104:5, Isaiah 45:18; the list goes on and on.

But far too many lazy Biblical literalists today ignore the plain fact that the Bible also tells us that the flat Earth does not have curved edges. Even the late, great Charles K. Johnson, the valiant fighter for the Truth who carried the message of the earlier Zetetic Astronomers forward into the twentieth and twenty-first centuries by founding the International Flat Earth Society, made the grievous error of assuming that the Earth was shaped like a circular disk. Nothing could be further from the Truth.

(snip - read the whole text at http://pw1.netcom.com/~rogermw/square_earth.html )

Got a problem with any of this? Are you an unbelieving heathen who believes the world has round edges or --- God help you --- might even be spherical? Then contact rogermw@ix.netcom.com and he will pray for the redemption of your obviously misguided and hell-bound soul.

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Also see http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/holden/religion.htm

These are from http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/cutting/cutting.htm

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I'll pray for a corner block - great views!

Some gems from the site:
"Can I believe in the round Earth and still get into heaven?"

No. As you know, if you do not accept every word in the bible as literally true, you are not really accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and are doomed to burn in Hell for all eternity. God won't let any half-assed believers into heaven.
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"What about all those pictures from space, showing that the Earth is round?"

Just more proof that Hollywood is in league with the devil...
and
"How come no airline pilots have ever reported seeing the edges of the Earth?"

Airline pilots are also in league with the devil...
ROTFL - wipes tears from eyes - nice find Jim, very funny.
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Jim , this isn't getting your wheel built!
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Crack that whip terry5732. lol
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Hello... just curious... please, what means 'half-assed' people?
I bet it's not what I could deduce it is! :] regs. M.
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From http://www.answers.com/half-assed

adj. Vulgar Slang.
Not well planned or executed.
Incompetent.

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They even had Tennis in Bible times:

... and Daniel served in the kings court.... LOL
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Many evolutionists could learn alot from the Bible.....If they would crack it's cover and investigate for themselves! For instance, many don't know that the Bible makes record of internal combustion land transportation existing at that time!

"And the apostles went in one accord..."


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... and that the Earth is only a little over 6 thousand years old.

http://www.creationists.org/
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Add to that the admonishment that men would be seekers after those who would 'tickle' their ears, not enduring sound doctrine, nor seeking the thruth for themselves, in order that they may avoid responsibility after hearing it.

I John 2:27 “But the anointing which you have received of him abides in you, and you need not that any man teach you:but as the same anointing teaches you all things, and is truth, and is no lie, and even as it has taught you, you shall abide in him.”


Isaiah 65:1


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So, to sum up... the Earth is flat and square, a little bit over 6000 years old, and the absolute centre of the observable universe. Makes perfect sense - to someone from the middle-ages.
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Black and white can make a whole lot of gray......they say.

One can bask in the Lukewarm rays of Twilight til they are old and Gray, Never knowing the contrast of dark and light, frozen in fear of their Spectral plight.

"The higher the climb, the farther the fall!" The risk is better than never to have climbed at all.

Tis a lazy, foolish and trusting man, who is spoonfed the 'truth' from another man's hand.

Teach a man, and you share his greed. Show him how to learn for himself, and both will succeed.

True love and wisdom share the greater definition, and are best shared, taught, and judged by He in whom both are personified.
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