Posted by grim (206.162.192.40) on April 28, 2003 at 18:10:46:
In Reply to: Perpetual Motion posted by Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf on April 28, 2003 at 12:28:54:
: Perpetual Motion - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information
: "Perpetual Motion? I now inform you that you are too far from reality. There is no such thing. It is a lie told to you by your infidel grandmother. I can assure you that these people who believe such things are stupid. They pretend about things which have never taken place. This thing does not exist. Do not in fact repeat their lies. This is the very truth, I tell you!"
Glad to see you are still with us! You've developed quite a cult following.
Now that you are a "free agent", you might want consider employment as:
A) A late-night talk show host
B) A politician (your qualifications are apparent and impeccable)
C) The new 'Sheik' on the "wrasslin' show"
just to name a few. Your opportunities are wide open!
Thanks for your good advice, and best of luck!